• Tue, May 24 2011

We Now Present The Orgy Part Of Your Bonus: German Salesmen Rewarded With Hookers

Usually a job well done is rewarded with financial compensation, or in some cases a trip to a lovely, exotic island. Then there are those companies who reward their employees with sex. And not just any kind of sex, but full on orgies with all levels of prostitutes. Holla!

Apparently, the German insurance company, Munich Re, held a fun-filled orgy at a spa in Budapest back in 2007 – but just recently the details are being revealed by participants. When one thinks of any orgy, it usually conjures up visions of something out of ancient Rome where sex and sexuality was pretty much a free for all. However, one of the salesmen in attendance wants to assure us, that the “occasion was extremely well organized.” Oh, good. That definitely makes it so much better.

For example, prostitutes were assigned different colored armbands and were stamped “in order to keep track of how often each women was frequented,” the unnamed source told the German newspaper Handelsblatt. The color coding, not only kept track of the women and their vagina rotation, but they also separated the hostesses from the others who would “fulfill your every wish.” My every wish consists of Billy Crudup, a sea of Ewoks and cupcakes. I wonder if that was on the menu.

In keeping with the hierarchy of the  insurance company, there were also women with white wrist bands to signify that they were for board members only. It kind of makes it sound like a bathroom. The ones with the gold-plated toilets and less STDs are for the executives, and the ones with the cheap chrome-plated toilets and genital warts, are for the other employees.

One of the divisions of the firm, Ergo, did admit that the party happened, but stated that the organizers of the event had sense moved on to other companies, and it was “not the usual way of rewarding employees.” Then what is the usual way, pray tell? Prostitute room service? A holiday party with sushi served on the bodies of naked hookers?

Since the organizers have moved on, perhaps we can expect other company orgy parties to pop up over the next couple years. Maybe it could be a trend. Maybe for our holiday party, our all-female office could be rewarded with a trip to Hunkomania. That would be fun for us. Nothing shows appreciation for employees like paying for them to get fucked. Or providing them with Billy Crudup, a sea of Ewoks and cupcakes, of course. To each his own, although it does give an extra incentive to work your way up the corporate ladder to executive status – most would prefer the gold-plated bathroom over the chrome one any day.

(Photo: Warner Bros.)

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