Masturbation At Work May Become A Thing

Masturbating at work may become totally normal soon.

Some benefits that experts told Metro could come from office masturbation:

  • More focus
  • Less aggression
  • More smiling
  • Less stress
  • Less tension
  • Less boredom
  • Higher efficiency

However, one expert and masturbation proponent warned, “Introducing any form of sexual behavior to a workplace could be seen as a slippery slope that makes people think that other forms of sexual behavior, such as those linked to harassment, are more acceptable.”

Another potential problem? Office masturbation may actually increase your frustration if you’re unable to orgasm — and if you hate your job, associating it with sexual behavior may make you hate that, too. Add to that the HR hazards involved, and, well, it’s better to keep this stuff private — and as far away from your desk as possible.

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