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Florida Candidate Says She’s ‘Endorsed By Jesus Christ’

A downside to encouraging more women to run for office is that we’ll have to see more female candidates behaving like complete nutbags. More »

Four Celebrities Who Admitted They Were Wasted On The Job

Hairstylist and Jennifer Aniston BFF Chris McMillan will go down in the hairstyle history books (which I really hope exist) for creating the iconic “Rachel” haircut in 1994. But McMillan just told Women’s Wear Daily that he was high when he came up with the ‘do. “I’m 14 years sober, so I feel safe enough to say that,” he said. In his honor, here’s a brief list of Celebrities Who Later Admitted They Were Wasted While Doing Their Jobs. More »

Radio Host Gets Hilariously Drizzunk On Her Last Day On Air

“It’s a P-A-R-T-Y because I said sooooooo.”
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Barbara Walters Is Wetiring

It’s the end of an era. Or at least, a year from now will be the end of an era, because Barbara Walters is giving us a solid 12 months or more to prepare to live without her. More »

Sitting Is Killing You, So Obviously You Need A Personal ‘Posture Guru’

If you keep up ergonomic trends (and of course you do), you know that sitting is killing you. Literally, if you are reading this and you are sitting down, you might as well just drink arsenic. Owning a chair is basically like owning an unlocked, loaded weapon. Chairs are nooses you put your ass on. If tell you friend to “have a seat” you are inviting him to die. Google “sitting is killing you” if you don’t believe me. Sitting is death. More »

Two Top Newspaper Editors Quit Rather Than Fire Five Employees

Will Bourne and Jessica Lustig both accepted positions as top editors at the New York alternative newspaper the Village Voice within the last six months. Yesterday, they both quit abruptly, after being able to slash their staff by 25%. More »

New Facebook Exec Is Only Working Four Days A Week

I know we’re all sick of hearing the phrase “having it all,” but can I please use it once more? Because Nicola Mendelsohn really, really has it all. More »

Nancy Brinker Is One Of America’s Most Controversial CEOs, So Why Did She Just Get A Huge Raise?

Brinker is still listed as the the Susan G. Komen foundation’s CEO — and she just got a 64% raise. More »

Meet The Awesome 17-Year-Old Girl Who Invented A Spoiler-Killing App

I love TV, but I’ve been living without traditional TV for almost two years now. For me, it’s all Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon Prime. The only trick to this delayed viewing system is that on nights where “my” TV shows are airing live, I have to avoid Twitter to make sure I don’t see any spoilers. Until now. More »

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Ali Lohan’s Career Is Taking Off, So This Should End Well

Ali Lohan is about to break out on her own, with a new contract with Wilhelmina Models and a couple of high-profile interviews about her family and her career. Oh, Ali. Maybe just go to college and stop speaking to your family? That is honestly my best advice for you. More »

Sorry, Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson: Shorter Names Mean Bigger Paychecks

What do Spanx founder Sara Blakely, cosmetics maven Coco Chanel, and cookie queen Debbi Fields have in common? Money and success … and short first names. Short names seem to be connected to a bigger salary, according to a new study from the career site TheLadders. Case in point: My first name only has four letters, and I am a billionaire.* More »

This ‘Real World’ Cast Member Perfectly Represents The Worst Of Her Generation

Joi didn’t quit “The Real World” for a good reason: She quit because the fake “job” she was “forced” to work on for the show was beneath her. What a Millennial! More »

Here’s How Much The ‘Real Housewives’ Earn Per Episode

Which Real Housewife deserves to earn the most? I know, it’s like asking which appetizer at Applebee’s should cost the most: Impossible, because they’re all perfect and worth $1 billion. Still, thanks to OK! magazine, we now know which housewives earn the most. More »

The Insane Work Habits Of Highly Effective People

What do successful people have in common in terms of their work habits? Do they wait for flashes of inspiration? Do they work only four hours a week? Do they love to read articles and books about productivity? No. What they have in common is they work insanely hard. They devote their lives and days to it in a constant, unrelenting way. Happy Monday!
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